I was sure I swore more than this...

Seems my Cuss-O-Meter is registering as low. Only 1.7% of my pages contain cursing? I have a little more than 100 posts, meaning I've only swore in about two of them? I'm much more foul mouthed than that in real life...

Now to try and find a Blaspheme-o-Meter. That one'll probably have a thermonuclear meltdown analyzing my blog...